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Title:The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13)
Format Type:Ebook
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Publisher:HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN:0064410161
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Number of Pages:368
Category:Fiction, Young adult, Childrens, Fantasy, Mystery

The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The End (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13) The last volume of the fabulously popular A Series of Unfortunate Events series in which the history of the Baudelaire orphans is brought to its end .

You are presumably looking at the back of this book or the end of the end The end of the end is the best place to begin the end because if you read the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope .

This book is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes you probably can t stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm a suspicious beverage a herd of wild sheep an enormous bird cage and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents .

It has been my solemn occupation to complete the history of the Baudelaire orphans and at last I am finished You likely have some other occupation so if I were you I would drop this book at once so the end does not finish you .

With all due respect .

Lemony Snicket

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In the continuing appalling tales of the Baudelaire siblings the children are on the run having been falsely accused of murder so they hide in the carnival as part of Madame Lulu s House of Freaks Ages br br Everybody loves a carnival Who can fail to delight in the colorful people the unworldly spectacle the fabulous freaks A carnival is a place for good family fun as long as one has a family that is For the Baudelaire orphans their time at a carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events In fact in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket s serial the siblings must confront a terrible lie an ambidextrous person a caravan and Chabo the wolf baby, Violet Klaus and Sunny are at first optimistic attending school is a welcome change for the book loving trio and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf who is after their fortune br br Dear Reader br br If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school look elsewhere Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children and you might expect that they would do very well at school Don t For the Baudelaires school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives br br Truth be told within the chapters that make up this dreadful story the children will face snapping crabs strict punishments dripping fungus comprehensive exams violin recitals S O R E and the metric system br br It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters but you may be more comfortable getting a good night s sleep In that case you should probably choose some other book br br With all due respect br Lemony Snicket, Dear Reader br br You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake so please put it down Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V F D has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the arrest of innocent people the Deluxe Cell and some very strange hats It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children s lives and write them all down but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing such as reading another book instead br br With all due respect br br i Lemony Snicket i, p i Dear Reader i p Like handshakes house pets or raw carrots many things are preferable when not slippery Unfortunately in this miserable volume I am afraid that Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up and down a range of strange and distressing mountains p In order to spare you any further repulsion it would be best not to mention any of the unpleasant details of this story particularly a secret message a toboggan a deceitful map a swarm of snow gnats a scheming villain a troupe of organized youngsters a covered casserole dish and a surprising survivor of a terrible fire p p Unfortunately I have dedicated my life to researching and recording the sad tale of the Baudelaire orphans There is no reason for you to dedicate your self to such things and you might instead dedicate yourself to letting this slippery book slip from your hands into a nearby trash receptacle or deep pit p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p